there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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