He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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