awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Vodka?
Forever.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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