i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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