I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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