Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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