i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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