If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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