I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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