We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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