Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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