i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
