i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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