...so i touched it.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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