I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize