But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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