i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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