DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
