Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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