I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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