yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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