Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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