Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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