Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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