I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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