How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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