i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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