ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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