I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
birth control should be required to get into college
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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