doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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