walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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