How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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