so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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