I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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