sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I am spending my child support on dildos
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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