im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
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We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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