that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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