i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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