I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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