google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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