I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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