I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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