I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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