if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Randomize