Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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