dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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