Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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