Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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