she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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