some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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