Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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