sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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