Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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