Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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