oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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