Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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