Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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