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I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
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